He’s wondering if you guys have missed him. He hasn’t been here for a while; most of the time he’s just chillin’.
Or looking for friends to hump.
July 28th, 2010 § 0
I was driving the other day and happened to pass a stray dog that was carrying out its entrepreneurial duties on a grass patch along the side of the road.
That was when I thought I may actually be a lucky person – anyone else ever had a sight like this to behold while zooming halfway across the country? Not many, I reckon.
The grass patch also very lucky.
July 21st, 2010 § 1
me
why you eat birds
henny
nice
yummy
me
birds ah
henny
here a lot of birds
all late one
yups
me
late?
henny
yup late not early birds
HAR HAR!
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Not to be thick-skinned but under this circumstance I may seem like a very hilarious person………
July 14th, 2010 § 3
chen:
meow
me:
woof
today is a dark day, kitty cat
chen:
is it
aiya always like that
aftn will rain
then at night ok already
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This is why I love my friends.
July 9th, 2010 § 0
‘That little ‘un – ‘ gasped Piggy – ‘him with the mark on his face, I don’t see him. Where is he now?‘
The crowd was as silent as death.
June 21st, 2010 § 0
I don’t think I could live without a voice.
(If anyone wants to say “But you live without one of reason, ha. ha.ha.ha.” you’ve been beaten to it.)
After wailing my lungs out at Timbre on Thursday night, my throat proceeded to start a rebellion unlike that of Bangkok – confined, but full of fireworks. I could barely speak for 3 days, and all the emotion I could possibly muster was translated into “Cough. Cough? Cough cough cough. Cough!”
At the same time the brain decided to turn into a ball of mucous fluid, with every molecule insisting that the only pathway to freedom was through my nostrils.
(sneeze.)
… What’s my point? I think I lost it. Let me look around and find it first before I continue… Oh it’s hidden within the parentheses.
It doesn’t seem important anymore. I’m gonna go sit in a corner and weep after I click on ‘Publish’.
June 19th, 2010 § 0
When in love, think.
When in pain, weep.
When in doubt, eat – like there’s no tomorrow. At first you may think it’s a form of comfort, then you realize it just helps keep you busy for the amount of time it takes for you to chew and swallow.
I’m back to gorging myself on Honey Bunches of Oats. Addictive, those – bunches of empty carbohydrates laced with sugar.